I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, boRED, BORED!!!
Things I've learned since we put the house on the market:
- A clean house is like a watched pot that never boils.
If the house is clean, no one will come.
- Dust is a real, living entity. It breeds, and once you think you've nuked the last dust bunny, you'll be proven wrong because once a sunbeam comes through a window you'll see that the air is filled with them.
It's like witnessing a dust bunny family reunion.
- Pet hair... it keeps the dust bunnies company. It will never, ever leave.
- Kitty litter... See "Pet Hair" and "Dust Bunny" above.
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